Review: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

When it comes to horror icons, what Freddy Krueger has going for him that no other creature can claim—not Jason, not Michael Myers, not Alien—is that he’s creative.

Nightmare on Elm Street 2010

Unfortunately, there’s nothing creative about this remake of the original Nightmare on Elm Street. Directed by Samuel Bayer from a screenplay by Wesley Strick and Eric Heisserer, this Nightmare has none of the weird, dark wit that even the worst of the many sequels had going for it. No, this Freddy is not “campy”… but too bad he’s not cool, either.  

Make no mistake, 26 years after first flicking up his felonious fingers, Freddy still cuts a mean silhouette. In this “re-imagining,” Freddy’s burn makeup is more realistic, more gruesome… but so what? Also, teens today have energy drinks, cell phones, iPods, prescription speed pills, computers, the Internet… but so what? The film commits a serious failure in not granting Freddy “creative access” to using these devices in his targets’ dreams. After all, a brave new world demands brave new ingenuity! Incontestably, this grave oversight follows from the filmmakers not understanding contemporary youth culture, as Craven did in the original. Just drinking an energy drink or tapping away at a laptop doesn’t automatically make for a believable teen character.

As utterly shlocky as Freddy vs. Jason was, at least it gave us something we hadn’t seen before. Let’s put 2010’s Nightmare dead-tied with Nine as the Most Redundantly Unnecessary Movie of All Time. The best shots and moments in Nightmare 2010 are mere restagings of Wes Craven’s own sick brilliance and originality from 1984. As talented an actor as Jackie Earle Haley is (the film’s very best, scariest moments occur in flashbacks of a living Freddy playing with the young children), Haley does nothing more here than an impression of Robert Englund playing Freddy. Moreover, the lack of a “Story by Wes Craven” credit is unforgivable, since this narrative’s major beats and premises replicate Craven’s own film, beat for beat.

Perhaps the most senseless revision is the utter lack of plucky teen protagonists. As written, these kids are just dull, dumb, and unlikable. In fact, no teen character possesses an identifiable personality trait. (And so what if Nancy draws? So whaaaat?!) These kids don’t even have LIBIDOS! But to be fair, the fact that the kids are flat, uninteresting, expendable characters would be completely understandable… if they weren’t the narrative focus of the film… scene-by-scene solving a mystery… to which we already know the answer! These characters think and act as if they’re starring in a drama where the audience cares if they survive. We don’t. Nobody watches a remake of a classic horror movie to see what the story is (guess what: it’s the same). Audiences watch horror movies to see how fantastically the characters will meet their ends: “Worry not, my child: your life may be dull, but your death will be F***ING AWESOME!” If filmmakers don’t deliver fantastic deaths, nor well-rounded characters to care about, nor a new story/mystery, then what reason is there to watch at all?

When a film’s narrative premise (including its well-deserved, iconic villain) is as literally limitless as Nightmare, then the only “ceiling” in storytelling is the filmmakers’ imagination (well, the MPAA’s puritanical stomachs). Unfortunately, this Nightmare is about as imaginative as a photocopy. The thing about photocopies, though, is you don’t need one if you have the original. (Which we do. It’s fine. Check it out.)  Here, intentions may have aimed at “homage,” but the result is “insult.” Freddy didn’t deserve this.

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Robert Piluso

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Robert Piluso is a film critic (The Essential Sopranos Reader), screenwriter (CS Expo 2011 Winner-Best Comedy Script, Strum & Wail; Austin Film Festival 2012 Feature Comedy Second Round), poet (Dash, The Chaffey Review), and English Professor at Chaffey College. He earned his Master of Arts in English from CSU Fullerton in 2008, and his Master of Fine Arts in Writing for Screen and Television from the University of Southern California in 2012. He lives in Southern California with his wife and daughter. Follow him on Twitter @RobertPiluso.

2 thoughts on “Review: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

  1. Chris Grooms

    It was disappointing, but so were all the numerous remakes. It’s weird to think that in the 80s and early 90s, we had less technology to work with, but somehow that reality made movies BETTER. I guess it’s possible that now with such incredible CG, makeup and technology it’s too easy to skimp on the story itself and rather just be “flashy” to compensate. This rule not only applies in movies. It applies in video games too. Also, when you don’t find the right balance between the use of new technology and story, you forget and fail to realize that a writer HAS to understand that you should only give so much to a viewer. The brain MUST be allowed to fill in as much as possible. Especially in a horror movie. Only give enough that the brain can fill in the rest and scare it’s owner. Once you cross that line and give the brain too much detail, it can no longer fill in the details itself. The viewer’s brain is the most powerful tool – not CG, not numerous other things.

  2. TraMaine

    I just want to applaud you for your dead on, 100%, no holds bared truth about the remake of the movie. I don’t know what was worse the fact that Freddy didn’t get to be his incredibly creative, devious self or that Jackie Earle Haley had to take such a damaging blow to what appeared to be a blossoming career.

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